Anybody up for military humor this morning?
2008-3-1 21:43:23 by Skinskin
Most of you have probably read all of these, but they still bring a smile to my face.
Aim towards the enemy. - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other son-of-a-***** die for his. - General Patton
When the pin is pulled, mr. Grenade is not our friend. -US Marine Corps
If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
Cluster bombing from b-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground. - U.S.A.F. Armament Group
The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little while longer. - U.S. Navy Seabees
If the enemy is in range, so are you. - Infantry Journal
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!
A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit. - Army's magazine of prevention maintenance
When in doubt empty the magazine.
It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed - US. Air Force manual
If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with green, baggy skin.
It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed. - U.S. Army Ordnance
Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - Col. David Hackworth