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to some randem people for the phone book. What do you think of my first attemp? Has taken me a long time to get it right. Any good?

Dear Mr Robson ,

With reference to your telephone conversation on the 15 April with my colleague Jeremy Dundole, regarding our absorbent undergarment range. Thank you for getting in touch with us. We fully understand the sensitive nature of any condition associated with bladder weakness or incontinence and would like to assure you of our careful attention to ensure your enquiries are dealt with in a discreet and confidential manner.

Attends offers you a wide variety of incontinence products for your need and you can feel relaxed both day and night. Attends pads and slips (adult incontinence diapers) are very effective and convenient protection against leakage and provide a dry and comfortable feeling next to your skin 鈥?great absorbency with a unique ability to reduce the development of unpleasant odour As arranged we will send you a small selection of our Attends Slip Special Care which are especially designed for heavy incontinence and for prolonged sitting to help you decide which product suits you best .

Remember we want you to find the most suitable products for your condition to ensure you achieve complete hygienic protection. With modern technology and materials you can keep dry, comfortable, and enjoy an active lifestyle with no concerns. So, if you have any questions at all, please call Jill Dare on our Free phone Advice Helpline to help you choose suitable products for your needs.