New s*x rules true or funny..

1. Never have s*x with a stranger unless you are stranger than they are.

2. Abstain from wine, women, and song - mostly song.

3. Never argue with a woman when she's tired (or rested).

4. A woman never forgets the men she could have had - A man, the women he couldn't.

5. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

6. Don't say no, say maybe, say any old thing say come back in the spring but don't say no.

7. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

8. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.

9. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.

10. S*x is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.

11. Don't do it if you can't keep it up.

L O L 10/10 x

I'll keep em at heart...

*lol*

THEY WERE CUTE

Good ones

Lol ill remember these, thanks

ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh

10/10

gee..i wonder why #10 was for me. could it have to do with an alter ego?

your funny babe!!