If you're happy and you know it (Some sick ones here so if you're easily offended don'
2008-3-1 18:05:03 by Skinskin
o - skin a penguin and then give its skin to a midget to wear as a
tuxedo.
o - take your grandfather for a walk round the cemetry so he gets used
to the view.
o - go and stand next to blind people waiting at traffic lights and go
beep beep beep beep beep.
o - go round to an old person'e home, remove all the wheel chair ramps
and scream fire, fire, fire.
o - give homeless people venetian blinds, 'cause what they need more
than your pity is a bit of bloody privacy.
o - wear a dress and pretend you're Margaret Thatcher - that's what he
does.
o - disguise yourself as a parcel, sit on the tube, and wait to be
destroyed.
o - pretend your a tatoo artist with Parkinson's disease.
o - give lifelong investments to terminally ill patients.
o - get a razor blade, run it along the length of your tongue, and then
eat some salt.
o - give dyslexic children copies of James Joyce's Ulysees to read,
backwards.
o - give Yul Brinner another cigarette.
If you're happy and you know it (Some sick ones here so if you're easily offended don't read)?That's really sick,
I've just thrown up - giggling.
Consider yourself starred and feathered.
If you're happy and you know it (Some sick ones here so if you're easily offended don't read)?