How do I avoid this?

I just got a skin tag removed off of my nose. I already told my best friend, and she thought that was cool, and she wasn't all up in my face like, "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT THING ANYWAY?!" and asking embarrassing questions. But one boy with ask that tomorrow, I know it, because he's that type of boy. How can I avoid the conversation when he says, "What happened to your face?!"

"i had an accident" >> there's nothing amusing about an accident

allow him to laugh. he'll feel stupid if he's the only one laughing......don't let him get to you, learn to laugh @ yourself too

dirt off your shoulder!!

just say, i had a little accident, im clumsy, what can i say. make it sound funny and turn it into a different subject.

say "i got bit by your mom"

llololololololololol

Just say none of your business, or if he still asks say you had a rash.

just say, "good lord, what happened to YOURS?!?!" in a really horrified voice and turn away in disgust. or you can just be like, "i got a skin tag removed" and shrug like its totally not a big deal and you dont care at all. that usually stops people from being jerks.

Just take it all as a big joke as if that boy is a really good friend. Trust me it works!