Where are all the lawyers, then??
2008-2-29 21:23:57 by Skinskin
Taken from "Disorder in the Court" - True dialogues.
Case 1:
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks
Case2:
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan. :)
Case 3:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk, in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law !!
Where are all the lawyers, then??main difference between lawyers and doctors:
doctors leave you alone when you are dead....
and..
why don't sharks attack lawyers?
professional courtesy!! (ha ha)
Where are all the lawyers, then??Case 3 is great!!
have heard of the book but not read it. True, true, where ARE the lawyers!! lol
Where are all the lawyers, then??Get into law school to find out.
Where are all the lawyers, then??I knew lawyers to be time-wasters, corrupt and petty - now i can add stupid, too.
What's getting to "Law School" got to do with anything???