Will you star this??
2008-2-29 21:23:59 by Skinskin
Hilarious questions & answers supposedly from real courts.
These are taken from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts".
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Will you star this??The last one was the best!
Will you star this??LOL!
Will you star this??These are all in uncle johns bathroom reader.
Will you star this??LOL...luv it! Star for you! :D
Will you star this??Consider this starred and thank you.
Will you star this??