What A Joke!!!?

What an absolute joke!! I bought Famous Dave's Tanner moisture lotion for 20quid and it guarantees that it will give you a nice looking tan. I've used it for 4days now and I'm as white as a sheet. It guarantees you that if you're not satisfied you can send it back and get your money back. I tried calling them the other day, when the product hadn't arrived but it actually arrived later that day, and couldn't get ahold of them.

Sounds like you have been ripped off.

just be happy with whatever colour skin you have now!

thats not the best joke I've heard. the one about the bear in the pub was good though.

I'm using the Johnson's moisturising cream, its quite good.I've been looking pale and sickly with cancer treatment, so I feel a bit better for using this stuff.Less people say I look poorly now.

oh boy! you need to stay with the perfect skin you already have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS. there is a clone of me somewhere so if you see strange questions just simply ignore!

So many of these things are rubbish -- you need to e.mail them and tell them you are still white but you will give it one more go and if you do not turn brown you will blacken their name on the internet. good luck

Complete this well known saying,' A **** and his ***** are soon ******.'