Help wiv bad tanning!?

my m8 sed 2 put cooking oil on my skin to get a good tan! bad news... i am now mistaken for a coloured person! how do i get rid of it!

dont let it get sunburned anymore so put sunscreen on and maybe talk to your doctor

wiv?

i guess u cant, u can cover it with the spraying tan...u should find it any store.

coloured person?

I don't understand you didn't you want a tan.Your copying the tan of a colored "as you say it person" and now you hate the fact that people are calling you colored?Stop tryingg to be something your not.You weren't born like that so stop tryin to act like you were.Chances are you must be pale and look like a um pa lumpa with your tan!

Why do I totally hear Ali G. or whatever his name might be - Brit comedy interviewer.

Of course, it should be "racialist." LOL